The Garbage-Time Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Ref: "Number Jones Sr., that's a flag." Jones Sr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Jones Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UTEP's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Jones Sr. scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.