The Fumble Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UTEP's biggest rival.
- Jones Sr. gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
75%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jones Sr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.