The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Jones Sr.'s stadium. Only over Jones Sr..
86%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jones Sr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.