The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr.'s offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Jones Sr. will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
78%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jones Sr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.