The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr.'s best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Jones Sr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
83%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jones Sr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.