The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- The team goes up 21 early and Jones Sr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- A mysterious flag erases Jones Sr.'s only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jones Sr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.