The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr. will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- Jones Sr. scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Jones Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UTEP's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jones Sr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Justin Jefferson
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.