The Garbage-Time Hex of Aaron Jones Sr.
Aaron Jones Sr. · MIN · RB
“Jones Sr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jones Sr.'s week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Jones Sr.'s stadium. Only over Jones Sr..
- Jones Sr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of UTEP's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jones Sr., drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Jones Sr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Jones Sr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Jones Sr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.