The Pick-Six Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Every deep ball Rodgers throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
78%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Rodgers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.