The Snap Count Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Rodgers will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
83%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Rodgers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.