The Bad Snap Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Rodgers's stadium. Only over Rodgers.
78%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Rodgers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.