The Snap Count Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
80%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rodgers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.