The Pick-Six Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Rodgers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rodgers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.