The Checkdown Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Garbage time arrives early for Rodgers: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
84%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Rodgers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Caleb Williams
- Jayden Daniels
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
- Jaylen Warren
- Brock Purdy
FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.