The Intentional Grounding Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Rodgers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Rodgers, Rodgers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.