The Sack Spiral Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Rodgers will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
82%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Rodgers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.