The Snap Count Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Rodgers's stadium. Only over Rodgers.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Rodgers will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
91%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Rodgers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.