The Hamstring Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- The broadcast shows Rodgers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Rodgers, Rodgers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.