The Sideline-Scold Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Rodgers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rodgers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.