The Mystery Tweak Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Rodgers's stadium. Only over Rodgers.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Rodgers goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
86%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Rodgers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Caleb Williams
- Jayden Daniels
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
- Jaylen Warren
- Brock Purdy
FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.