The Sideline-Scold Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
- Rodgers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Rodgers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.