The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Rodgers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Rodgers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.