The Hamstring Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Rodgers slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
80%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Rodgers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.