The Late Scratch Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Ref: "Number Rodgers, that's a flag." Rodgers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Rodgers's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
75%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Rodgers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.