The Sideline-Scold Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- The broadcast shows Rodgers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Rodgers gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
89%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rodgers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.