The Sack Spiral Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
75%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Rodgers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.