The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Every deep ball Rodgers throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Ref: "Number Rodgers, that's a flag." Rodgers: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Rodgers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Rodgers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.