The Pick-Six Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
82%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Rodgers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.