The Kneel-Down Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Rodgers leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
84%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Rodgers drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.