The Sideline-Scold Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The broadcast shows Rodgers on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
72%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Rodgers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.