The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Rodgers gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
75%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Rodgers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.