The Bad Snap Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
72%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Rodgers scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.