The Overthrow Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
90%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Rodgers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.