The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Rodgers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
84%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Rodgers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.