The Hamstring Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Rodgers is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Rodgers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.