The Bad Snap Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Rodgers's stadium. Only over Rodgers.
- Garbage time arrives early for Rodgers: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
92%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rodgers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.