The Hamstring Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
- Rodgers scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
89%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Rodgers's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.