The Snap Count Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
78%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Rodgers, Rodgers, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.