The Intentional Grounding Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Rodgers leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
73%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Rodgers, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.