The Mystery Tweak Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Rodgers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Rodgers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.