The Pick-Six Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Rodgers finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
83%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Rodgers drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.