The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- A mysterious flag erases Rodgers's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
83%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Rodgers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.