The Checkdown Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Rodgers gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
88%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Rodgers's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.