The Phantom Flag Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Rodgers's stadium. Only over Rodgers.
- Every deep ball Rodgers throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
86%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- A used challenge flag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Rodgers's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.