The Kneel-Down Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Rodgers gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of California's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Rodgers's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.