The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“Rodgers will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Rodgers throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
81%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Rodgers, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.