The Phantom Flag Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- Rodgers throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Rodgers will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
82%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Rodgers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Drake Maye
- Joe Burrow
- Caleb Williams
- Jayden Daniels
- Justin Herbert
- Dak Prescott
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
- Jaylen Warren
- Brock Purdy
FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.