The Bad Snap Hex of Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers · PIT · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Rodgers's stadium. Only over Rodgers.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Rodgers's week
- At 42, Rodgers is already part dust. The witch has almost no work to do.
- Rodgers will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Steelers down to grief,
Rodgers scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Aaron Rodgers in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Aaron Rodgers is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Aaron Rodgers actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.