The Inch-Short Hex of A.J. Brown
A.J. Brown · NE · WR
“Brown is already "Questionable" with that knee. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Brown's week
- Brown is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Brown gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Brown, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse A.J. Brown in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If A.J. Brown is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing A.J. Brown actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.