The Wind Hex of Alex Kessman
Alex Kessman · CAR · K
“Kessman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Kessman's week
- Kessman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Kessman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Pittsburgh's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Kessman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Alex Kessman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Alex Kessman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Alex Kessman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.